1. (Source: ethiopienne, via muc-lovin)

  2. zftw:

    genderthief:

    i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

    she’s waiting for the salsa

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  3. jesusdoesyoga:

    Calm the fuck down brendon

    (Source: beefaloh, via muc-lovin)

  4. okay:

    They didn’t even give me a bird wtf

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  5. punacceptable:

    *grabs my own ass* nice

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  6. instagrampa:

    I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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  7. buddhawassexy:

    "he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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  8. unfollowfriday:

    white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

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  9. bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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