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    little-miss-disney:

    When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

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  1. alex-of-macedonia:

    theplanlaugh:

    So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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    Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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    Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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    superneutrality:

    niggers:

    is it really that hard to put “margarine”

    SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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  4. phobias:

    the fact that some people think in different languages frustrates me

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  5. gnarly:

    i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

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